This account's pretty much defunct. Nothing to see here, go home folks.

My hobbies include yelling at my microwave, having an existential crisis, and video games.

I thought you said weast...

i live to serve the princess of the night, aka the goddess of the moon aka princess luna...^^

Me. Take it or leave it.

Sometimes slice of life is saucy.

[Retired]Hello and welcome to my page. I am blunt and honest, but also very critical. I normally keep to myself, but I do like to chat sometimes. Just don't say anything that would upset me, please.

Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

Writer, reviewer, creator of Filly Fantasy VI, occasional PMV maker, and uploader of mildly amusing image macros to Derpibooru. https://www.patreon.com/drakeyc

This is fiction. But it is based...

Admirer of Sunset Shimmer and Adagio Dazzle

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I particularly enjoy the Equestria Girls setting and also have a soft spot for the CMC. Thanks for reading!

Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock Holmes

Trust me, I'm a doctor. I fix things.

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

Exceedingly idealistic; unrealistic and impractical.

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Another one bites the dust.

Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

What a beautiful Sunset.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

Just a veteran writing love stories for fun. If you want help or just to chat, hit me up, I always love to meet new people.

This guy? Feh!

8000 soldiers!

If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.

Writing the stories you didn't know you wanted. I think.

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen