"Her crews are babes or madmen? Her port is all to make? You're manned by Truth and Science, and you steam for steaming's sake?" - Rudyard Kipling "The Three-Decker"
I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.
An English major, a furry, a geek with a tempestuous swirling cauldron of hobbies and interests, now here to spin some yarns for you.
Hello? Is... is this thing on? The red light means it's on, right? Or do I... I have to push a button, don't I? Well, which one? There's like ten! The black one? They're all black!
Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.
Story lover, enthusiastic nerd, hopeful romantic. Here to hone my craft and, hopefully, make you smile. For my non-pony writing, check out my Tumblr. If you'd like to chat, Twitter's my jam.
I'm a nut with too many people in his head that all want their story told.
I'm a long time science fiction and animation fan who stumbled into My Little Pony fandom and got caught -- I guess I'm a Brony Forever now.
One man. Some stupidly brilliant ideas. Lots of ponies. Let's do this.
I'm a relatively mentally stable person with a penchant for high drama stories with attempts at high action pieces justaposed with some comedy, meaning that I like action, a good story and out of spa-
There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.
I'm a bee. With nothing inside. I'm not sure what else you were expecting.
Sometimes, I mash my face against a keyboard, and stories come out. Sometimes, they're even good.
Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.
I'm 10% hydrogen, 18% carbon, 15% concentrated power of will. 3% nitrogen, 65% oxygen, and a 100% reason to remember the name.
Brony(eeds) a coffee... http://ko-fi.com/crystalmoose
I wish I could just finish all the half-done stories I've got backlogged.
I don't want to give out information here... Because obviously you're all going to use it against me. It's alright, I live in a cardboard box and I move it around a lot, so you'll never be able to.
I am a biomedical scientist who enjoys reading and writing about ponies in my spare time.
"You are a weird combo of Pinkie Pie and Sweetie Belle." -Ausbrony "You're actually Discord, aren't you?" -Ausbrony, again
The ship plummeted, seriously upsetting a ‘V’ of migrating birds that exploded and fried on the burning surface of the hull.
Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.
Frission: The Happiness ponymon. Frission takes 2x damage from Feels-Type attacks. Special Ability: Yayifications! — Like and Follow buffs can increase EVs above normal maximums.
An indecisive procrastinator who, when not trying to figure out what to do with himself, writes like a speeding glacier. 日本語が分かりますか?
People expect the star of the story to be the hero, to make the right decisions, to have great people to support them. That's not me. I'm the one who gets shit done, whatever it costs. I will survive
Amateur fanfic writer and reader. Sometimes I get dreams, dreams of ponies, and wish that someone would write a story based off them. So why not me?
Account is very much on a non-disclosed Hiatus :D TO THE MOON!