Congratulations! You have received your very own IBM Personal Computer Beginner's Package. Included is one (1) IBM Personal Computer, one (1) PC DOS 7.4 Boot Disk, one (1) Extended-Density 2880 KB Floppy Disk, one (1) Aethernet cord, one (1) Aether Modem, one (1) PS/2 keyboard, and one (1) VGA monitor. Upon connection, a software package containing several extra programs will be downloaded, including telnet functionality. Thank you for choosing IBM!
Twilight Sparkle, Ponyville's resident librarian and princess, buys a personal computer. The world never knew what hit it.