I am the entity that sometimes raids your coffee and teas. . .Be wary~!

Just a big, tall dumbass that is trying to write words as soon as possible... And loves games. A lot. Also, I enjoy Roleplay. Feel free to PM me about it.

;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now

Man cannot remake himself without suffering, for he is both the marble and the sculptor. ~Unknown

Hunter, fisher, father, son, husband, rescue Greyhound owner, and occasional fanfic writer.

I read whatever the hell I want bro!

Hi! I hope that I can learn a lot from all you AWESOME writers and STUNNING poets.I hope I can make a good impression on you guys.

If you want to see more of my work, look me up on Fanfiction.net, I have many stories already finished there that may interest you if you enjoy what I post here.

Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?

Editor, gamer, and smartass. Mostly that last one.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

I'm from Fillydelphia. I discovered MLP during its third season. I have been enjoying reading a bunch of these fan fics about the characters and world.

Under many delusions.

I'm a guy who likes to see stories that are different from the actual series.

i am best barbeque. put your hamburgers on me.

KFP-Empleado.

"Perfectly Immoral Moral Person" and "Fantastical Explorer" I will not succumb to this hunger. Let these pages sate yours as well as mine. Also, I'd like longer eyelashesO_o

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere

Gay Horse.

Because after everything burns to the ground I always tend to wander the field of ashes.

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

Welcome! If you're reading this, you've found your way to my oasis of peace and serinity. Stay a while and recommend good stories, chat if I'm online and even read some recomended stories yourself!

I will follow you. No matter what. I am the follower. I enjoy everything, everyone, and I will become the best follower ever.--The Follower