I don't write, so much as I perform acts of high-wire fiction without a net. Come watch me fall! I believe in narrative coincidence, the transcendent power of hopeful creativity, and the Oxford Comma.

Amateur Brony Analyst, Pokemaniac, Military Expert, Gamer, Writer, and Fanboy. Specialized in Sci Fi and Action fan fictions.

When I said I was going to be a Brony for life, I meant it! That didn’t mean one year or two years it meant for life! Also, I'm pretty sociable, PM me if you wish to talk or have any queshtions.

Only mostly dead.

An appreciator of entertaining stories. Currently a proofreader for The Bridge: A Godzilla/Mlp Crossover by Tarbtano

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

This is for porn. Want more? Go HERE. Want to commission a story? Send me a PM!

This account is essentially dead. Apologies if you were expecting conclusions. Stories are deleted. I needed to move on.

Energy is a property of objects which can be transferred to other objects or converted into different forms, but cannot be created or destroyed.

Shaking off the rust

A crazy winter lover who likes to write, blog, and cartograph about the fun and inconsequential.

rip

Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

Frission: The Happiness ponymon. Frission takes 2x damage from Feels-Type attacks. Special Ability: Yayifications! — Like and Follow buffs can increase EVs above normal maximums.

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...

Hey everypony! New to the whole 'open' scene of ponies, as I have been lurking since mid season 2.

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

Horse words and horse word accessories.

Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

What the hell is a pony?

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Abandoned as an infant and raised by wolves, I was discovered and brought to civilization last Friday, since when I... huh? Oh, er...

irresistible

If you wait long enough, the fly will just merge into the pizza slice and get devoured by the cheese, you know.. Out of sight, out of mind, right?

Poor by Overflow

That girl that writes things you may or may not read. TG stuff, probably. Avatar of my batpony Evening Script by baladeAdvent.

I wrote a horse story once.

"Please stop here, this is bat country!"

The magic comedy hoers.

Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!