I was just doing my imitation of Mystery! Weesnaw! "Well, keep working on it. That was terrible."

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

♫ we can dance if we want to ♪

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

A clopfic author.

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"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!