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NeverEatTheLemonsAlone


I enjoy long walks on the beach, dressing up for a formal occasion, and descending into the depths of technicolor horsey madness.

Mar
26th
2018

Status Update · 7:10am Mar 26th, 2018

So, I am actually still alive. I know it's been ages since I've updated any of my stories, but I've been exceedingly busy lately, and haven't had much time to write. It's sucked, but hopefully, time is going to start freeing up for some creativity to flow again. So don't worry, I've not abandoned my stories yet.

That's pretty much all. Just wanted to assuage any fears of my impending rigor mortis.

Oct
7th
2017

Open Question · 6:35am Oct 7th, 2017

So, I have a question for everyone reading this.

A World Rent Asunder. My magnum opus, the most popular, longest, and arguably highest quality of all my works. I've been working on it for upwards of two years now, and it recently broke the 1k views mark.

The name is also terrible.

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Sep
24th
2017

Because There's Never Enough · 10:17pm Sep 24th, 2017

As is my wont, I have yet another story going out. Expect to see this one mostly on the backburner, but still updated.

I'm incorrigible.

Sep
7th
2017

Achievements wooo · 4:37pm Sep 7th, 2017

Oh hey look at that my magnum opus A World Rent Asunder just broke 100 comments and 1000 views.

Neat.

Thanks for all the support, everyone!

Lemons

Sep
3rd
2017

Eventualities · 8:24pm Sep 3rd, 2017

I promise the next chapters of Rent Asunder and Open Skies are in the works. Uni's started, and it's making writing for any length of time difficult. My apologies, and expect those soon(ish).

-Lemons

May
15th
2017

I'm terrible · 11:24pm May 15th, 2017

Feeling uninspired. Better write a one-shot. It was written quickly. Enjoy it, and if you wish, suggest edits.

Also, I have no real idea what to tag this as. Adventure? Drama? Random? I really just...don't know.

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Mar
31st
2017

Edits · 12:00am Mar 31st, 2017

As a courtesy announcement, there have been a few edits made to the first chapter of A World Of Open Skies to improve flow and make it more cohesive. Might want to take a brief look over it again.

Lemons

Mar
23rd
2016

I'M SORRY · 10:30pm Mar 23rd, 2016

I know I should update Rent Asunder. I'm still working on it, I promise.

But also, inspiration waits for nobody and I had another idea, so a new story is now out. I now have THREE published stories to juggle and a fourth that I'm trying to write.

I'm going to kill myself like this, aren't I?

Dec
5th
2015

Incoming! · 2:33pm Dec 5th, 2015

Two pieces of news. One: My computer, as you may be able to tell by the new chapter on Asunder, has been fixed. So that's cool.

Two: Later today, if all goes according to plan, new story! This one will be significantly shorter and very different from what I usually write, so look forward to that. The chapter titles will make more sense if you know Latin and classic literature. So have fun!

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Nov
29th
2015

Technical Difficulties · 8:58am Nov 29th, 2015

Well, my laptop has seen better days, and it's apparently decided to kick the bucket now. Keeping this brief because phone, but I refuse to write on a phone, so therefore this will be delayed until i can get laptop fixed or replaced.

Ciao,
Lemons

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