Who can take a rainbow, color it with dew, graze under it with a cupcake or two, the Ponyman, oh the Ponyman can.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Not active anymore

if you have become human enough to cry, then all the magic in the world cannot change you back

Probability that I'm currently drunk or on drugs - 63.7%

Just want to write some good stories

If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.

My mask protects me from gas and Internet gnomes. What's your mask?

Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!

I like hanging stuff on cliffs. They dangle so nicely till the next chapter arrives.

Youtuber/VA/Stuff

Not much of a fan... but some stories motivated me to post.

Big fan of fantasy and lesbians. If you want magic, lesbians, or ponies, you've come to the right place. Follow me itch.io if you want to see my visual novels. https://thecrimsondm-vanillia.itch.io/

We might even make it through this war, I think!

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

I'm very sorry at the incredible lack of updates, I have some personal stuff going on and getting my PC back to normal, so updates will be extremely scarce. I deeply apologize for this.

Part time worker, part time writer, full time jabroni. Hello!

This account user is not active and is on permanent hiatus.

Winners eat sand

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

Sub-Par author with a somewhat light-hearted and silly writing style.

I'm a writer but not normally of FanFic and I'm a certified rescue diver. Hunting and camping are among my favorite past-times while 4x4ing and rock climbing are more current.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Retired writer and graphic artist.

Back in the Saddle. New Updating Coming right to your face. Not currently Open for Commissions. Feel free to DM me about anything else!

Would you believe me if I said I have no idea what I'm doing?

Horrifically Fun

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

Don't hate the approver, love the adorable RariFace and squishy cheeks.