Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Just a humble brony checking out some of the awesome fanfiction being made!

Just here to share a few of the results of my imagination.

Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts...

With enough momentum, pigs fly just fine.

I love writing, but I'm seldom content with what I write.

Saddlesoap Opera is a Canadian Brony who loves to write and read fiction of nearly all kinds.

Currently working on Winds of the Past 2! Support me on: Patreon | Ko-fi.

I live in the UK, and have been at university in Devon since September 2011. My home is near London, and I first started watching My Little Pony in February 2011.

Some weird person who writes stories about ponies. You should probably just ignore him.

I'm a writer for all sorts of things, pony or otherwise. Like what you read? Follow me on Patreon!

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

O.F.P.

Captain Cutie on duty!

I type stories using my hands

What I aim to do is think of fanfic ideas no one else has thought of. http://i1286.photobucket.com/albums/a607/Scribblestick/TWEReviewerseal_zps4f71cf6f.png

Hello? Is... is this thing on? The red light means it's on, right? Or do I... I have to push a button, don't I? Well, which one? There's like ten! The black one? They're all black!

Almost my 1 year brony birthday!(July 11th, 2012)

A fellow traveler...

"Writing a book is an adventure: It begins as an amusement, then it becomes a mistress, then a master, and finally a tyrant." - Sir Winston Churchill