One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

Just so we're all clear, I'm putting on my glasses

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

The man without a plan.

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

Ship first. Ask questions while shipping. Source

I'm just a simple writer sharing his hobby with the world, hope you all enjoy.

Just a Brit who likes writing fics about ponies (with a very high percentage chance of Trixie turning up).

Action and darkness. Those are my specialties

For Love and Justice.

The RoboWriter.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

I'm a beginner writer and I hope being here will help improve my writing skills.

I may not be a great writer,

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

I should be writing. Chances are I'm not.

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Stuck somewhere between writing funny and sad horsewords. Don't forget to add romance in there!

Loves to read and write, I decided to try writing fanfiction after a long hiatus thanks to ponies

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Retired, but I still check in.