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*whistles*
Damn man, that's some fucked up shit...

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The story as it was told to me is that he didn't actually die, he just fell into a catatonic state. He was pronounced dead, formally, by medical professionals, and then transported to a morgue for something like 10+ hours, where he later woke up, good as new. Something that's essentially unprecedented in modern medicine.

Seemingly minutes after he was "incorrectly" declared dead, though, his wife was posting about it on a pony fanfiction site she's never really directly used before, and then spent the next several hours essentially hosting an AMA. The writing style throughout was identical to the account's historical writing style, and the account has a long history of doing identical AMAs. Where this couple's daughter was (and who was comforting her in the immediate wake of her father's death) while the wife was hosting the AMA has never been really addressed.

Hours later, I finally am made aware of what's going on, and immediately ban the account — we do that when people die specifically to prevent abuse of the account by friends or family. An exceptionally conveniently short amount of time later, Miracle Max is able to bring him back from being Mostly Dead or whatever, and within a few more hours his wife is mass-spamming messages to all his old followers trying to get his account unbanned. Because that's the important first move one should take when one's dead husband returns to life in a millions-to-one medical miracle.

In case it's not clear from my sarcasm, I don't believe a single word of this story.

If he's actually dead, then the account needs to stay banned to prevent further abuse. If he faked the whole thing, then that in and of itself is an immediately permabannable offense. If he's alive but wasn't trying to manufacture a whole story for sympathy, then I need a more plausible explanation for how exactly that happened than the obviously bogus line I've been fed.

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Huh. News to me.

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There was one rumor that stated that her husband PrinceofDarkness faked his death.

Although I still question it to this day.

Banned 3 days in? What happened? 🤔