"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

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Hi my name is Sparknanator, I went on a writing break for what I think was a few good years at this point but now I am back and ready to write!

Im 17, and I play, Terraria, Team Fortress 2, and Battlefield.

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I used to be relevant!

Yay! I have a Bio nw! I am a ** year old living in ********** ** ******** I am a communist and when I'm not playing Skyrim or Fapping I'm writing fics on this site. Praise Satan!