I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

I <3 GAMMA RAYS

Thanks for sticking with me, everyone! Support on Patreon, if you'd like!

It's raining. It's always raining D: Why did I move here again...

Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.

“The soul becomes dyed with the colour of its thoughts.” -Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

O.F.P.

I - am that is, My sword will wield for me.

An indecisive procrastinator who, when not trying to figure out what to do with himself, writes like a speeding glacier. 日本語が分かりますか？

Nuts.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

I'm male, in my twenties, and a big fan of good stories.

ponies are ok i guess

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

Completely mad, balding superhero :D

Tired always.

Stay awhile, and listen.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Butts Butts BUTTS!

An aspiring Author honing his skills by writing about these silly little ponies. A Fox of few words outside the realm of fiction, unless he gets on a roll with something.

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5