Yo yo yo, Berry to the P to the U to the N C H, representing the MLP, what up, biatch?!

I! LIKE! BUGS! And that's mostly what you need to know. Oh yeah I write things sometimes. If I'm lucky.

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

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Praise the Three, the Emperor, the Sun, and the Moon.

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irresistible

Let's heat this up, because writing always gets me worked up, and in an awesome way!

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

Not Today, Try Tomorrow

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I was active here once, I swear.