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It only took, like, twelve feckin chapters but the lyrical miracle pony on fiya Lyra makes her debut! What kind of crazy adventure will she get into?

Well well. It's good to be back and I have a new chapter coming tomorrow! There's gonna be clop, action, romance, blow jobs SO MANY BLOW JOBS. Gods feck above it's good to be back and foul mouthing all that equestria has to offer.

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My great grandmother at the age of 96 died this last week and I've been put in charge of her affairs. The expanse of time since my last update has been spent getting things in order and I'm sorry that I'll be disposed of for a bit.

Sorry ya'all for the absence I know some people have their days made by my antics and such. I just need some time to sort out the mess here.

This isn't goodbye you heathens. I'll be monitoring the comments and suggestions.

Sorry folks, no jokes, no blatant racism, no alcohol.

Hit a major wall of writers block so I havent updated BIE or my other works since December. We're almost a month without an update and I'd like to outreach for a hand. I'm hoping a few steamy romance stories might inspire me to finish the new chapter of BIE since I've rewritten it almost fifteen times.

Lend me a hoof guys I'd really appreciate it.

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You think after six feckin weeks I'd have a little leeway from being sick but NOOOOOOOOOOO. Frickin town dropped to -40* (Fahrenheit) all frickin week and I went ahead and got a head cold so bad I was out like a bloody light all week. Gods I really am a monster aren't I?

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So I've been working on writing for a few people at my side job and haven't had much of a chance to write the super steamy lemon squeezy scene for BIE. I'm hoping to finish it here in a few days but have been sidetracked with my Collaboration with Boss Level and another writer. We're currently waiting to finish the first three chapters of our new story The Problem with Wizards and we are super excited to bring it out for people to read.

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Had a few readers inquire about Maire's appearance. I drew a lot of inspiration from this image I found while browsing. So it's as close to a visual representation as I can get. Cheers.

Well well well... Looks like I've officially been on this damned site for five years! Jesus feck, I started on this site with a terrible fanfiction about myself and humanized Dragonball power leveled fighting scenes. Also Luna. I banged Luna.

FUCK YOU FANFICTION IS ALL ABOUT SELF SERVICE.

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