Makes ponies cry

I write stories cuz I either A: bored out of my mind B: cuz I need happiness cuz of bullies or C: cuz I feel like it

It appears I'm becoming quite mad; ah well.

On 03/02/2014, at 21:52, Cryosite wrote: > Jack, I want you to know I appreciate you. You're a beautiful person and I wish more people were like you.

A thoroughly average Joe with an off color sense of humor.

"You think you know me..."

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).

I love donuts and ponies, therefore i am a dony.

Showing you the darker, more realistic side of MLP in my writing. Smoking, swearing and being a bastard, but that's nothing new with me. Got a cigarette?

Yo yo yo, Berry to the P to the U to the N C H, representing the MLP, what up, biatch?!

I'm a lazy writer who loves what I do, but is too lazy to write half the time. If you have an idea for a story, shoot it at me though. I just might take it♥