I am the Walter White of FIMFiction. My stories are manufactured with a 99.1% purity rate. Stay out of my territory.

I write very cliche, badly worded fan fics with appalling grammar and boring story arcs... Welcome to my little slice of mediocrity!

Also, I my stories take a huge fucking chunk of time to update, so snuggle in and bring popcorn if you'r going to follow me.