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Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Crackshipper par excellence | Find me on twitter @Calchexxis

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I didn't write any of that.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Forget not that I am a derp.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

Want more? Head on over to patreon, or subscribestar. Or join my discord https://discord.gg/m2wZEKpcwu

I write vore stories, vore stories that end with dead ponies becoming jizz or fat. NSFW

Ponyville Botanist by day. Wholesome vore writer by night.

A writer who knows what they're doing about half the time. This is that half.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I can almost see the wizard through the curtains.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

very good at writing very bad things

Horrifically Fun

I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Remember. We're the good guys | The Death Writer | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

Weird Story Man

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)

If I ever saw a therapist, he’d leave the room saying: “That guy’s creepier than three Draculas, two Count Choculas, and an Alucard.”

There goes my hero.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

A lover of Halo, Star Wars, Ponies, Fallout, and many things. Has many pony waifus. 1/2 of Warfire Writing Studios

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

I probably need to seek mental help.

You'll see everything. Everything.

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.