Sunset Shimmer is my dream girl.

For someone named "TheTimeSword", I sure don't manage my time very well.

Pithy Statement

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Horrifically Fun

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Love is a verb, not a noun.

Don't mind me, I'm just no one in particular.

I'm totally sophisticated and smart. You see that cute kid in the picture? He represents my very soul... and my expert use with Google Images. I AM SMART DAMMIT

God, I'm so sorry.

"Shh, I'm trying to think here..."

I like cheese... like a lot... it's probably an unhealthy obsession...

Just another zebracorn living in Ponyville. I wear a top hat! A small thing to know about me in terms of this site is this: I am a SUCKER for crossovers! Mainly those of the ones I'm familiar with.

I write about small pastel-colored ponies and do bad things to them. Ask me about anything, I love talking about my stories even more than writing them.

Love music, skiing, art, acting, alcohol, philosophy and clearly MLP

The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

An enigma as vexing as life itself.

A simple writer, drawer, animator, wanting to make his place in the world. I am the Truth of Chaos, and I hope you will enjoy any writings I create.

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

Deadhorse.

Action and darkness. Those are my specialties

A Day in the Life

Also known as HUE JACKMAN! And more recently, Blaasz. My twitter: https://twitter.com/Blaaszz

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

Be sure to leave me a comment if you enjoyed something I did. I live for them. Like what I do? Consider becoming a Patron!

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

Sea Otter, Tempest domain Cleric, Gamer, Writer. Currently nestled out on the east coast, watching icebergs float past. Discord: Tundara's Fanfiction Forum

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I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

Now that I'm done with all my obligations, I shall wri- oh look, a distraction!