I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Awkward.

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

I am but a humble servant to my dreams.

Author, Mystery Maker, Antique Machine Restorer!

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

Welcome back to the cum zone

Welcome to the cum zone

Just a guy that does whatever comes to mind. Giving the D, trolling, cockblocking, and laughing maniacally may apply.

You would shudder to think of the things I have written

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

Commissions always open!

Just a dude who writes mainly clop with some action and some GrimDark on the side. Also, If you don’t like futa, you may have a bad time here :P ;)

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

This is fiction. But it is based...

Eggplant!

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

I am an artist at heart, but sometimes I write stuff here. :P

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.