I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

Dark Scribe of the 38th Company, Iron Warriors Legion, come to bring the glory of Chaos to the realm of Pony.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Starting a thing: https://subscribestar.adult/obscureproductions

Also known as HUE JACKMAN! And more recently, Blaasz. My twitter: https://twitter.com/Blaaszz

This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Abacadooby.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Writer. What else do you need to know?

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

I don't have anything too interesting to put here. I write sometimes, I do roleplay, and I'm overall rather boring.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

We grow 'em big!

Just another brony with a knack for drawing and who wishes he had a knack for writing.

See Ya

*** Please consider supporting me on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TMFF *** I used to write Clopfics, but now I prefer to read them, out loud on my Youtube channel.

Do not let perfection be the enemy of good.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.