Hey guys and gals, name's Alec. This is where I'll write some things I like, and hopefully you'll like them too.
I cook my chicken skin side down to make sure I only judge it by the content of its character.
Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.