I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

(French noises)

You mean I can write anything here and it'll be my short bio?

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

Unicorn Developer

Fate fell short

_I'm probably here to stay now.

k.

My name is Neon Party. I come from the My Little Pony Universe, and I live in a town called Stalia.

A friendly tomato who is not this guy's alt.

I am Thou, Thou art I.

I will follow you all

i think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down

I'm the bucking queen of talons.

Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

I believe that the most dangerous weapon to man is a silver tongue.

I love donuts and ponies, therefore i am a dony.

A Pasty Plebeian Pencil Pusher

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

I hav Autismᴴᴰ ヽ༼°ل͜°༽ﾉ

I will follow you. No matter what. I am the follower. I enjoy everything, everyone, and I will become the best follower ever.--The Follower

I AM A SERVANT OF THE COLLECTIVE AND I SERVE UNDER THE 0BSERVER'S POWER

An average person who does art and used to/still writes somewhat. Nox is my Tulpa.

alwaysobservingasusual youhumanskeeptellingmetodothis SOIDID

I am the Seneschal, the ruler of the eternal circle, and I have come for ponies.