Writer of kinky horse words, and less kinky comments that can be longer than some entire fics.

Too many stories to work on, and only so much time. Continuity, however, is harshly important.

All that I touch seems to break in my hands, then it just bursts into flames.

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

coffee. desk. beat on repeat. and then i bang my head against the keyboard a lot, like don music from the muppets.

I'm British. I write crossovers with that horse show you people like. That's about it.

If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

Spiral really has no idea what they're doing and they hope you like what you're reading.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Commissions currently OPEN

An entity of what does the wordsgood with ponies. Buy me a coffee?