Gods can be real dicks. That is the one thought that has echoed throughout my head since I arrived here. Don't worry about my name as I'm sure you will find out soon enough. Being only one of thirteen males on the entire planet kind of has that effect. What? Only one of thirteen you ask? Well yes that is what I just said after all. Basically it all boils down to someone making someone mad so someone, The second someone, placed a curse on the planet that is slowly killing off the worlds population. And guess whose job it is to figure out how to lift the curse? Not mine actually, but I've decided to make it mine anyways. If you would like to find out more about me and the quest that I have taken all you have to do is ask, but be warned, the tale I have to tell is quite...unusual.

A/N: Sex tag is for implication of said activity.

Update: New chapters will be arriving soon, I have just been busy as of late. So keep an eye out over the next week or so.

Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to the show My Little Pony Friendship is Magic or its characters.

Long ago when Celestia and Luna defeated Discord,the clash of harmonious and chaotic energies created a rip to another world. As time went on the rip grew in size, allowing various monsters and other beings to wander into Equestria. Fearing for their pony's safety, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna combined their power and forever sealed the dimensional rift. Now the year is 5 A.L.R (After Luna's Return) and the monsters that had crossed dimensions are starting to make their selves known.

What was once vision of happiness and joy for the future, may very well become one of fire, death, claws...and corruption. But even so their is no need to worry. Just take a deep breath and calm down because, wherever there are monsters that threaten the safety of the innocents there will always be those who rise up to hunt them down... and this time is no different. So relax,and try to keep calm, because once gain, the hunt is on.

Note: Chapters 1 and 2 have been changed.