"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

I love writing and MLP. So....I think I'm in the right place.

A Day in the Life

"You think you know me..."

What a beautiful Sunset.

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Feel free to contact me about whatever.

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

okay now kiss!

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

Satisfies Values Through Friendship and Ponies.

Just here to read, and write, some FanFic. I really enjoy this stuff, so if you ever need an editor I can look it over for you, just hit me up!

<- this horse is gay and there's nothing you can do about it

Just a man. Nothing special. I like almost everything I can find about sci-fi and epic high fantasy. I like plenty of other things, but you don't really care about that I'm sure.

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

Being sad can be fun.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

Self sure in ability or supremely stupid.

My Linktr.ee

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

tacos is the new muffins!

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

I am so omniscient that if there were to be two omnisciences, I would be both.

Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011

30/Male/Soviet Alaska

[center]Bye guys[/center]

irresistible

Not Today, Try Tomorrow

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.