Done.

Moved on.

I fear that nothing I see is real, so I write to make sense of it. I see things that can't exist yet I feel them breathing under my fingers. I will not forget this place nor the friends I've made. MFM

The middle child of 17 children, I was born on a farm in a little town in Thuringia, East Germany in the year 1985. I served in the Bundeswehr for 10 years, and now live in the USA with my wife.

Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

coffee. desk. beat on repeat. and then i bang my head against the keyboard a lot, like don music from the muppets.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

All the clop, all the time.

A guy that really loves futa. The dickgirl really ties the whole room together.

It's like... a bio... but shorter... and useless...

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Just one moderately funny guy who happens to be a brony, an anime nerd, and a gamer.Love & Tolerate

"If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing." – Benjamin Franklin

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

Quirky teenage girl who writes about cartoons & has an obsession with sparkly things & cute dorks. Goes through life following by Dr. Seuss's wise words; "You have to be odd to be number one."

I write a variety of story types and often have more ideas than I know what to do with. If you like what you see, don't be afraid to drop a review.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

I write horrible fanfics involving cute technicolor equines doing bad things.

Let's head to the mosh pit, Shaka brah!

A washed up old writer who still tries to live in a heyday that has long since passed...

Horrifically Fun

I write fics just like I play the tuba. I wing it, and hope the fart that comes out sounds at least somewhat right.

I'm the pony of your dreams... Your hot, sweaty, fitful, Rarity & ice-cream dreams.

Someone who likes stuff. Stuff is my favorite.

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

New Avatar courtesy of el-doc!

What a beautiful Sunset.

A Dutch gentleman of leisure, living for pleasure, since mirth is my measure. Writing stories that are (mostly) unique and psychological of nature and visiting conventions whenever I can.

♫ Do you want to build an airship? ♫

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Ok i finally updated my Bio. Im not a good writer i will admit that. I write just for fun. and come on who doesn't like to write a story here and there? Well sorry if my storys suck.

They're gonna mess up my FUCKING TOMATOES.

If you're looking for something dirty and thrilling, then welcome to my library~

Blow me.

Your soul shall be mine...

One day, one minute, you'll have thirty seconds to live. See you then.