Just a big, tall dumbass that is trying to write words as soon as possible... And loves games. A lot. Also, I enjoy Roleplay. Feel free to PM me about it.

My name is Vetnern and I write stories!

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

the legitimacy of the grass root workers will never be questioned. the quality... ALWAYS... but the legitimacy. never.

Completely mad, balding superhero :D

I will follow you all

This is a bio. Fear me. Also, ponies. That is all.

Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?

A Twi Dash fan...

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.