• Member Since 30th Dec, 2011
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Master Lyra


If you care enough to look over here, head over to my user page for a more full and accurate (I guess) bio.

Jul
8th
2014

Memories · 3:05am Jul 8th, 2014

It's funny, isn't it? It's been so long.

At this point I'm guessing you guys don't expect anything more out of me. I've mostly just looked through my post history and stories as a way to reflect on my growth as a person and my maturity. I still remember my obsession over hating clop. Those were fun days. Just arguing with people for the sake of arguing. I think the people I argued against and I both knew we were getting nowhere and tried putting on a show for a vacant crowd.

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Jan
1st
2014

Three years. · 4:15pm Jan 1st, 2014

Three years ago yesterday I joined this website. Damn. What once was a casual hope for my bad self insert HiE to be popular after finding Equestria Daily, then turned into an experience I don't think I'll ever quite forget. Maybe I never was super active here (except my clop fiction thing... which I'm trying to forget about) and maybe I never wrote something I really thought was a good story, but the experience I've gained and the close friends I've made here make it all worth it. Thanks for

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Aug
16th
2013

Does the wind whisper softly in your ear? No, because wind doesn't have a mouth, dumbass. [DISCUSSION PLS COMMENT FOR ONCE] · 5:17am Aug 16th, 2013

Thanks for reading Laugh Shack by the way guys.

That was sarcasm.

I still love you guys though.

Maybe.

Definitely. I'm joking. Mostly.

So I've been pretty indecisive about what to write next. I'm gonna to ask you guys, but 99% (actually 98.48 repeating because math yo) don't post comments. I have low expectations.

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Jun
30th
2013

You know, I wonder if any of you thought I was dead. [Semi-Important Update] · 4:55am Jun 30th, 2013

But nope. I'm still here. Alive and quite well.

So obviously I'm here to say something. Two things.

One: I'm submitting Chapter 1 of Laugh Shack. Surprise! I decided not to make it all at once and instead test the waters with one chapter. I do promise to finish it no matter what, however. I already have about 90% of it planned out and the very ending done. Just those middle bits need filling in to make a cohesive story.

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May
13th
2013

It's time for all of us to commit Seppuku to preserve what little honor we had · 3:36am May 13th, 2013

This is the end of the road, folks. We had a good run as bronies. A tip of the hat to going against the stereotypes. But it ends here.
I present to you, in full glory: Equestria Girls: The Movie

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Apr
7th
2013

Just... just look at this. This is who we choose to represent ourselves as... · 4:24am Apr 7th, 2013

I hate to bring up shit like this... but seriously...

I've gotten so much more tame... God I know... but this...
brb crying

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Apr
2nd
2013

Hope you all had a happy April Fools day · 7:26pm Apr 2nd, 2013

Yup.

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Apr
1st
2013

i am gld acunt · 8:00pm Apr 1st, 2013

goml

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Feb
17th
2013

On a happier note... · 1:43am Feb 17th, 2013

LYRA



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Feb
16th
2013

Well I suppose you guys have been expecting this... · 11:19pm Feb 16th, 2013

(Also working on collab for collab cage, will be done by March 30 or earlier + Laugh Shack sometime)

Okay. Having just finished the season finale, and having watched all of the episodes thus far... I can finally say for certain...
/activateragggggge

SEASON 3 WAS COMPLETE AND UTTER ASININE HORSESHIT

oh shit guiz mf has an opinion watch that fgt explain it

1. I'M DISCORD, ULTIMATE PUSSY

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