During one of the many amazing adventures the Elements of Harmony go on, what are their coltfriends supposed to do? Go bowling of course! And how do you mess up a stallion's bowling game? Well, you ask him about his sex life, of course.

This story does not have graphic content, but is very sexual in nature. If you are offended by such content, then beware the contents within.

Ponyville gets assigned a Royal Canterlot Guard, posted by Shining Armor himself. The mane six seem to take to the new addition to Ponyville well (Pinkie Pie even throwing him a party), but it soon becomes obvoius that his stay won't just be a vacation from Canterlot, as a shadow grows from the Everfree Forest. Twilight and friends, new and old, must stand up to this evil for the protection of Ponyville.