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re- Punished Yamsmos


Alaska-based Anglophile and proud owner of a Cold War-era Soviet tanker helmet. Author of both "Mares und Panzer" and "Stroll", which I'd more than love you for if you checked out! Panzer vor!

If you feel like it, read some of my best works!

  • Stroll Octavia takes a leisurely walk around the world, just trying to get home. by re- Punished Yamsmos 180,168 words · 841 views · 42 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Tie Fighters Octavia Philharmonica is very prideful of her tie-tying skills. Noteworthy is very prideful of his messing with her at every chance possible. The ensuing tie war was inevitable and completely unavoidable. Simple but sweet NoteTavia fic. by re- Punished Yamsmos 8,891 words · 823 views · 45 likes · 4 dislikes
  • This Place He loved her all through their childhood. Then she went off with another, and simply vanished. It's been a few days since she showed up at his front door, on the breeze of a cold fall night, after ten whole years. This time will be better. by re- Punished Yamsmos 2,448 words · 178 views · 9 likes · 1 dislikes

Justin Vernon is my hero

^ This right here might is actually my favorite song of all time.

^ This right here might actually be the sweetest fucking song I've ever listened to.

^ This right here might be the most heartbreaking fucking thing I've ever heard in my life. HE FUCKING GETS UP AND LEAVES HALFWAY THROUGH IT BECAUSE HE'S CRYING AND SHIT.

^ This is the most I've ever wanted to actually full on bawl because of a song. Jesus fucking Christ this glorious man and his painfully aggressive baritone.

WE MOVIN' NOW BOYS!


Yes, that's me.

oh my god its beautiful

its literally twelve minutes of a single guy fucking around on a slide guitar and a trombone and its absolutely beautiful









I'd totally go gay for Justin Fucking Vernon. He's a fucking cool g0y.

Huge Fan Of These People (CLICK THEM)




















I Spend Seven Hours Drawing Sometimes, Too (It's Mostly Just Best Horse Octavia Though)
















I started writing NoteTavia out of a dumb reason but now I actually kind of like what I've done with it. There's no getting off this boat. ;_;


Graciously provided by BleedingEquine!

The Wall Of Waifus

Visual spaghetti is in order as when they appeared.

And no you can't skip this.

Leah, from Stardew Valley

Alpaca, from Vinesauce's Tomodachi Life series

Hana, from Girls und Panzer

(The Glorious) Darjeeling, from Girls und Panzer

Constanze, from Little Witch Academia

Yuri, from Doki Doki Literature Club

-> Go row the boat, child, go row the boat, and let me go home. <-




Get colonized, bitch.

How Do You Write Octavia's Accent So Well?

Just Watch This Shit Everyday

To whom it may concern.

-------> About the "re-" part. <-------

"It’s 'regarding'. People use it in letters and emails. It’s about pointing towards an idea, to amplify that this song is about the stacks. I mean, every song title does that in a way, but I just really wanted to point it out: this song isn’t the stacks, it’s about the stacks."


why is this thing FUCKMNIGN BORKEN

Future Projects I May Never Get To (Womp Womp)

  • Hadestown One day, with nary a second thought, Applebloom realizes that she needs to go to hell. by re- Punished Yamsmos 0 words · 0 views
  • Pony Cove Bon Bon's grandmother passed five years ago. The two barely knew each other. One day, a letter was delivered to Bon Bon's door. Inside was a letter—the deed to her elder's plot of land along a faraway coast line. She'd much rather not have it. by re- Punished Yamsmos 0 words · 0 views
  • The Cute Little Butcher Filly An astronomical nopony falls for a quiet, short, gesticulating young mare at his local retail store, where she works in the deli as a butcher. Together, they uncover the seediness of their upper management, and the Godsless horrors of working retail. by re- Punished Yamsmos 0 words · 0 views
  • Bon Bon Iver Bon Bon, after a horrible series of events, isolated herself in a cabin in the north. After three months, she's returned... and now she sings horrible songs about gambling and wolves. by re- Punished Yamsmos 0 words · 0 views

Fantastic Horse Words

Brilliant Horse Words

  • Home is for the Weak The princess of the sun and a gimp orphan sit in a cardboard box. by Pickleless 22,660 words · 7,829 views · 1,537 likes · 35 dislikes
  • My Little Caboose: Blue is Magic! What happens when the Reds and Blues finally get Church out of the Epsilon unit? Caboose decides he wants a turn in the unit, of course! What happens next? Well let's just say he always did say he wanted a pony, now he has a world full of them. by DarkWing 343,908 words · 28,498 views · 2,784 likes · 141 dislikes
  • Anypony for Doomsday? The world is about to end, and assuming there are no technical issues, it's all Princess Twilight's fault. by PhycoKrusk 11,613 words · 1,284 views · 163 likes · 4 dislikes
  • Let's Get A Wiggle On In a Noir setting, Twilight and pals try to whisk a certain somepony from a Unicornian speakeasy. by Taxus 4,299 words · 6,168 views · 190 likes · 4 dislikes

Beautiful Horse Words Except All Are By Edge Lord Regidar

  • Hospice Caramel deals with several very unhealthy relationships. by Regidar 9,519 words · 1,119 views · 131 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Yearbook January Fluttershy heads off the the frozen northlands of Arctica. by Regidar 7,696 words · 500 views · 59 likes · 2 dislikes
  • First Snow Rainbow Dash is out in the first snow of the winter. by Regidar 1,554 words · 728 views · 86 likes · 4 dislikes
  • He Gave Her A Rose He gave her a rose. She began to understand. by Regidar 1,192 words · 2,133 views · 273 likes · 10 dislikes

Bullshit I Spew And Try To Never Defend

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Why don't you join the group The Sharp Wits Saga.

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Glad you think so! Lots of love in that one.

You're very welcome. I fully intend to do both, cuz' it's great. :rainbowkiss:

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Don't worry about it buddy.:heart:
Personally, the only thing preventing me from enjoying it more is the fact that I suck at FPS video games. Playing by myself is bad enough, but when I have to play against other people, I get scrubbed like caked grease. Also why I don't play GTA.
Well, I should probably get back to my little shitfic. I'm late posting. Again.
Buh-bye.

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Funny story, actually.

I pre-ordered the first one super hard. Me and my friend Lewis were hyped to play it. He got a poster, I was promised early access to very obviously early-in-the-game-already-obsolete weaponry. I loved the hell out of it, kicked ass as a scrubby shotgun spamming Titan. First DLC came out, I was like 15 or so at the time, no job, didn't buy it. You kind of needed the DLCs to keep playing the game efficiently, so I said fuck it and my friends continued onward.

Played the Destiny 2 beta. Felt more of the same thing, though I'll admit it was pretty damn good compared to the first. All my friends have it, but I don't mind. Less people playing GTA so I can grind money.

The only games I'm looking forward to this year and next are Red Dead Redemption 2 and The Last of Us Part II. Yeah. That's it.

I genuinely, legitimately appreciate you sticking by me! You're definitely one of my favorites. :twilightsmile:

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Hate you? Never. It just means I have to read another one of your stories.
Full-time jobs aside, did you get Destiny 2 yet? Normally you'd grace us with a post gushing about how much you love that new game that just came out.

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Pretty damn well!

Currently writing more Stroll (I'm on 1,730 words at the moment), planning on doing The Wolves later, and I've got another fic coming up that you can actually see in the center of my Future Projects tab up top!

Thanks for checking up on me. Really makes me feel relieved that you and all the other OMM readers don't hate me. :heart:

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Group Sechs

Brilliant Words

"A great love is a lot like a good memory. When it's there, and you know it's there, but it's just out of your reach, it can be all you think about. Sure, you can... focus on it, and try to force it, but the more you do... the more you seem to push it away. But. If you're patient, and you just hold still, well, maybe... just maybe, it'll come to you. You just gotta hope you're in the right place for them to find you." -Leonard Church, voiced by Burnie Burns (paraphrased)

"We can't escape the past, so you and her will always last." -Pip, a wonderful friend of mine

"Just because someone can handle the pain does not mean they deserve it." -Pip

"'I've learned this much about marriage,' he said now, 'you get tested. You find out who you are, who the other person is, and how you accommodate or don't.'" -Morrie Schwartz, Tuesdays With Morrie

"If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning." -Marba, a really good horse

"Sometimes you gotta just keep plugging away until something sticks."

"You can be alone without being lonely." -Marba

"It's always darkest before the dawn." -Hank Schrader

"Don't take pity on the shitty."

"And at once I knew, I was not magnificent." -Justin Vernon, Holocene

"Music is like air to me, and I just want to help you breathe." -Oliver Tank, Help You Breathe

"Don't let the world convince you your dreams are a fantasy, there's always time." -Oliver Tank

"The second someone favorites your fanfiction, you have a responsibility to finish it. Someone showed faith in your story, show that you are worthy of it." -Dragonalias, a guy I don't even know

"We are all just dumb all the time, that doesn't mean our words are." - Sunshine What might've been lost don't bother me.

"Who I have is what I carry home." -Justin Vernon, 89

"The last enemy is always you."

"We need darkness to appreciate light and all that. Loneliness to appreciate friendship and love; sadness to appreciate alcohol." -Marba

"'Stop quoting me' -Marba. That's all I ask for. Also, stop fucking quoting me." -Marba

"I'm the little star in SoCal that never goes out." -Marba, regarding the Visitor's Map (which was super nice holy shit)

"I really love you as a human being." -Whom I shall gladly call, "Ms. re: Stacks"

Good Winter Wall

Best Bon Iver song. Short and brutal.