So long and thanks for all the fics!

Not sure what to write here, so... Yeah. Horses?

Black Lives Matter, this isn't hard

Hi! I'm friendly, even if I don't speak. I just like to hide behind my stories, which I hope will be many. They're more interesting than me, anyway. Give 'em a try!

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Mostly harmless.

Very occasionally, I post pony stories. Twilight Sparkle is the best pony. I drink my tea with milk, no sugar. Those would be the important bits.

Finding the storm clouds in every silver lining. Discord: https://discord.gg/JzTPmGSUGy

Feel free to contact me about whatever.

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

Why am I still here?

Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.