I came and I brought bad luck...

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Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

Gonna work on that Kingdom Hearts fic at some point

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

I am No One