You don't need a vacation, darling. You need a new life.

No.

Perpetually finding ways to pack a kayak into a sedan

a home-grown australian who embraced being a member of the fandom 2 days before joining. Willingly delved into the fandom whole-heartedly and has never looked back

So depressed and disenfranchised with reality that I NEED ponies to keep me sane by this point.

TwiShy, AppleDash and Rarixie lover and writer. Also a gamer. Something else you need to know is that I'm strongly against Alicorn Twilight.

I love ponies, bronies, and matrimonies! I'm an author, artist, and plushie-maker. I create stuff and I try to make it awesome. Relax. You're in good company. ❤ ~Since 2012~

Fuck. Known one day as 'Mistress Spectrum'.

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

Just a fella looking to finish what I started

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooo

Retired, but I still check in.

I'm back 4 years later to apologize to everyone who read my stories this is really fucking cringeworthy lmao

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

Greetings, fellow bronies! My alias for writing is Bass Canon, and she is my own creation. I tend to go from the family friendly slice-of-life stories to very fetishy adult stories.

I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.