"If I can't be accurate, then I'm sure as hell gonna be extra." -BDG

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere

I'm a fat bald Korean prostitute who likes to write fanfictions in her spare time.

Author of "Filly Fooling," "Cuddling," and "Spread."

Lurker who decided to try his hoof at fanfiction. God help me.