"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

I shall vow to follow everyone.

'Sup. My name is Anthony. Proud Mario and Pony fan, though of course I also like other stuff. I won't say anything else yet because a major studio owns the rights to my remarkable story.

"Her crews are babes or madmen? Her port is all to make? You're manned by Truth and Science, and you steam for steaming's sake?" - Rudyard Kipling "The Three-Decker"

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere