Just someone who is pretending to 'word' as hard as they can. Isn't that what we all do?

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Abuse my love a thousand times, However hard I try, Heartbreaker; your time has come, Can't take your evil way ♫♫♫

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

This is fiction. But it is based...

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

I write about small pastel-colored ponies and do bad things to them. Ask me about anything, I love talking about my stories even more than writing them.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

You will always be a loser and that's okay.

I really need an actual a better avatar.

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

- No Bio provided. Dia II is better, anyway. -

Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!

'Visions are worth fighting for. Why spend your life making someone else's dreams?'

Shaking off the rust

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

Just a guy that does whatever comes to mind. Giving the D, trolling, cockblocking, and laughing maniacally may apply.

I'm Jordan Kinsley, and I'm a relentless shipper. Send me a PM or leave a comment about my stories, I love getting feedback. Patreon!

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Longtime fic author for other series, father of two, and I enjoy MLP:FiM with my whole family.

thehalfelf, otherwise known as The Black Wizard, is a strange, humanized cactus whose only intention is to 1) play all of the video games and B) ship all the ponies

Writer. What else do you need to know?

Write what you know; write what you feel. Give life to that which lacks it, and mend the heart of they who need it most. Love, laugh, and cry. Never be afraid to be yourself. This is me.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

Cloudy writes stories. Cloudy likes it when ponies like each other maybe a little too much and sometimes end up in love. Cloudy writes stories about these things, often.

Chase the sun, and it will smile upon you.

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Retired, but I still check in.

Hunter, fisher, father, son, husband, rescue Greyhound owner, and occasional fanfic writer.

Shut up. Just write.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.