If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

I'm still alive, probably.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

Exceedingly idealistic; unrealistic and impractical.

Done.

A clopfic author.

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

An author who is apparently too hard on himself.

Hello. My name is Fate and I'm fictional. That's right. I don't actually exist. But I love living here at Fimfiction and I look forward to meeting you all!

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

Everyone is a little lazy, we all know that. I'm part of the smaller percentage that's just that much more 'Couch Potato' than human.

CAUTION: User is British, and thus may use British spellings. Expect an 'S' where you'd normally find a 'Z' and the letter 'U' in places you never thought you'd see it. You have been warned. :P

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

"The changeling looked at the foal much like a space explorer would look at an alien life form. He resisted the urge to prod it." - Flitter

Writer, artist, musician. Im just trying out all sorts of things... and now im trying my hand at fan fic. this should be interesting

Faggit. AiE writer, small time.

Do not let perfection be the enemy of good.