I lurk in parks and rummage through ashtrays to find cigarettes that aren't completely smoked out. Bonus points if they have lipstick. It's like having a relationship.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

I am the ultimate anti-brony!

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I like ponies.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Just your average Brony who happened upon an idea that might actually turn out to be clever enough for guys to love.

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.