No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

(Insert witty comment here)

Serving the community with mobile fireplace rentals since November, 2014.

Valar morghulis.

The man without a plan.

There’s always room for a story that can transport people to another place.

"Shh, I'm trying to think here..."

The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

Knows the lyrics to "Bron-yr-Aur".

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Former author and proofreader/editor/fanfic troubleshooter.

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Exceedingly idealistic; unrealistic and impractical.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

As you might have noticed; i am a Ditzy finatic. (what? she's flippin awesome!) I enjoy writing Fanfics, and will continue doing so until i get good enough to publish a full story.

Too much to write; too little time

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

I'm just a Blissey who likes ponies.

*SPOILERS* ;)

Welcome to the crazy house of Soarin'! While I don't necessarily have interest in the ponies anymore, I do still dream of writing decent fics.

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Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

A crossover/HiE writer whose own distractions with the internet ended up with him running into ponies. And now he's a fanfiction writer.

I write things.

Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

The spaz formerly known as Waldo