What would a day in Ponyville be like if Discord had succeeded in taking over Equestria?

It would be odd, no doubt. Even a game of chess can be warped into something so unusual it upsets the balance of life itself.

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Actually, this is just the ramblings of a man who was half asleep at 4:30 in the morning with nothing better to do than to write down his thought process.

There wasn't supposed to be a second chapter.

Enjoy.

Today, Applejack hosts another poker game in her cellar after a healthy amount of reviewing rules, hands, and such of Hoofington Hold 'Em with her friends. With everyone having 1,000 bits each, who will walk away with them all at the end of this nail-biting tournament?

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First shot at a comedy. Constructive criticism is wanted.

Also, it has been awhile since I've played poker. Sorry if I screw anything up about the rules even after re-re-reading them.