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Favorite game: Pokemon!
Opinions: They should bring back Smallville, the Austrian Empire must be restored, facebook is dumb but Twitter is worse, michael rosen is best rapper, and oh yeah: HERE WE ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Imperialist Propaganda

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Nader Shah vs Archduke Charles · 7:57am Jun 27th, 2017

Clash of Commanders: S1E2

Nader Shah


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Ranking by number of followers:

0: Home schooled
1-50: Virgin
51-100: chronic masturbator
100-200: Club drifter
200-300: Sexual deviant
300-400: Child predator
400-500: deranged pimp
500-600: Bouncer
600-700: biggest badass in the galaxy
700-800: legend
800-900: child story author
900-1000: you don't need an editor, you need a publisher
1000+: Michael Rosen

I am currently: Virgin Chronic Masturbator

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"To the pirate mobile!" Abaskuul declared and he and his entourage climbed back into the stolen truck, and floored it down to the docks. At the docks he accidentally ramped the pickup off a pile of skids and landed on the flight deck of USS Boxer. After that they stole a RHIB that they used to get to USS Bastogne. Once they arrived at the bridge Abaskuul nodded to the other captains, "Hello, and to the owner of USS Boxer, the harbour security pick up on the flightdeck, my bad, I let Arastoo drive and he's a little tipsy after his first drink."
Arastoo for his part was leaning up against a wall for support, "I... I... I was a good mus... muslim all my life.. now I'll never have my 72... thousand... virgins..."

Paul Ryan and the mane 4 where preparing to leave for someplace safe, if there was anyplace safe left.
“Halt villainous scum! You have violated the Princess! Pay the fine or do the time! We are the Equestrian Special Forces!” Big Macintosh yelled and the rest of the ESF grumbled in agreement.
“Big Macintosh what did we do wrong!” Rarity demanded.
“The princess wants all of Ponyville dead. That’s what!” the Twist yelled in reply.
“You must Die!” Paul commanded as he rushed forward revving up black dick and proceeding to slash his way through their ranks.
Before being killed Big Mac broke a bottle on the ground that sent them back in time.

If you really want to spite cyber: i'm an admin on his Catholic bronies, and since the group is inactive, I have no qualms about giving Christian bronies ex number one troll admin.

Test Tubes looked over at me and gave a small chuckle. “Define alright.” He stated, and seeing my worried look added, “Well her blood-alcohol level was high enough to qualify as a micro disinfectant. In all honesty I’m more worried about that then the actual disease.” Ok, I guess I’ll have to have a talk with her about her drinking then, but then again her cutiemark was a shotgun shell at the bottom of a shot glass.

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Just to piss off any fedora wearers

wow you have no life

You still have no life

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