Run, John, run, the law commands, but gives me neither feet nor hands; better news the Gospel brings, it bids me fly and gives me wings.

Death smiles at us all; all a man can do is smile back.

Deep into that dorkness peering...

"You think you know me..."

Sanity? Never had it.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

I came and I brought bad luck...

Caffeine's not even a drug and I still have a problem.

A writer and lover of Sci-fi

One man's 'magic' is another man's engineering. 'Supernatural' is a null word. ~Robert A. Heinlein

I'm just a Blissey who likes ponies.

Providing free helicopter rides demonstrates commitment bringing peace to man, one communist at a time.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Here lies the wistful delusions of the sleep addled mind. Actually wait, no, just me.

"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I write fanfiction. About ponies. And relevant topics. I hate these things so much, as I have a lot to say and no where near enough room to say it.

I write what I like to write and I just hope you like it too.

A brony and a mlp fan fic reader.

I am simply who I am. No more, no less. Everything I am is open to interpretation. I can only hope you interpret me as I interpret myself. Whatever that interpretation is. Good day, and keep smiling!

Writer of Ponies with a taste for Flesh!

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

I am a memebr of the Guardians of Equestria fleet on Star Trek Online

I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.