People think us robots can't feel pain, but we actually feel it in slow motion... Awesome right?

I'm still here! Just not here very often.

I've never been sure what to say about myself, so ask me anything and I'll probably respond!

Stories are like onions, they have layers.

FLUFFLE PUFF NINJA THROW BARREL ROLL-- Oh wait, did you say muffins? :3

I am a small time story-writer trying to get his stories published. If I can get any of my fanfictions or original stories published I'd be one happy pony! Look for J. X. Wheeler in a library soon!

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

haha rainbow machine go brrr

hai i like ponies

I'm 40% jokes, 30% serious, and 20% romance. The Last 10%? You tell me. Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/overlord_flinx

A friend of mine started writing fics and suggested I try one. Let's see how this goes :D

Nobody's home; go away.

To be fixed later.