Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

Taa~

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

I write things very sparingly.

Always be nice to other people. They outnumber you eight billion to one.

I help mod most of the Equestria Girls subreddits on reddit and run the Sunset Shimmer Book Club Discord server.

There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.

Small. Fuzzy. Irate.

Writer of pony adventures and other such nonsense