"You think you know me..."

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Hey all, I'm billymorph, a semi-professional writer, self-published author and full-time pony fan. If you enjoy my work, please support me on Patreon!

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Yep.

Just a girl doing her best to write semi-entertaining whatnots. I'm a female brony, not a pegasister ...Get it right.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I'm buried up to my neck in horsewords.

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

Give me a lever long enough and a place to write, and I'll definitely break something.

Twilight Sparkle is best pony, OctaScratch is OTP. Thanks for checking out my stories and/or profile!

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

Tired always.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.

Chase the sun, and it will smile upon you.

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D

I write things.