You were right, Meghan. My body was not ready. I thought it might've been, but it wasn't.

So, yeah. This one gets my vote for "Best Season 3 Episode". Sorry, "Sleepless in Ponyville", but you've officially been dethroned.

At exactly 10:00pm Eastern Standard Time this evening, one of my all-time favorite science fiction shows on FOX officially completed its run.

With five seasons and one hundred episodes, J. J. Abrams, Alex Kurtzman, and Roberto Orci's "Fringe" sung its swan song with a series finale to top all series finales. It was a masterpiece.

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Hey.

Boop.

See that link there? Right there?

Click it. Go on.

You know you want to.

Well, shiiiiiiiiit.

The world didn't end. We're all still here. So much for the hype.

And yet...I still feel like heading for the nearest bunker.

Why?

Because instead of the world ending, we get this:

Good one, Mayans! You didn't make the world explode so you could prolong our suffering a little longer! FUCKING GOOD ONE!!!

...Are we rolling? You sure? Oh, the red light's on. Okay, good. I-- Crap, my mic fell off. CUT!

*take 2*

Okay, we're rolling now? Well, just-- Don't yell at me!

*take 3*

Alright, so I guess I'll start by saying, if you're reading this, that must mean I have at least ONE follower and I'm doing something right. Awesome.

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