A Swede wrestling with the English language.

I laugh when people think I know what I'm doing.

My mask protects me from gas and Internet gnomes. What's your mask?

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

Booping, romance, silly stuff, drama, I write it all. Mostly just booping, though.

ACAB | ♠️ | A teacher, student, writer, and opinionated reader. Responsible for cleverpun's Critique Corner. | Donate via Ko-fi

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

Love music, skiing, art, acting, alcohol, philosophy and clearly MLP

Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

The man without a plan.

I'm a guy who writes amateur fanfiction about colorful ponies. It sucks. I'm constantly rewriting things because I know they suck, and I try to make them not suck. I'm thirteen; give me a break.

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

A Swedish guy that likes pones.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

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And so I sit, alone with the dark and the quiet, treading the secret corridors of my mind & soul and always discovering the oddest things. . . .

I write Hopepunk stories (the opposite of grimdark), the world has felt too dark, too cynical, too jaded. Time to bring some light and hope into this world and make it all seem less bleak

Guy who loves reading and dragons."Just Another Average Tuesday" is my first attempt at writing any kind of story, so feedback is appreciated. Also loves video games.

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

Retired, but I still check in.

For the winds of kovator beeya!

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

Dead as a doornail since 2014

I contribute to the abomination machine that is My Little Pony fan fiction.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfDbWuUw5uY&feature=share&list=PL4QlcCPqZ1YWolgi_YX0A25t-rX6SLWoN&index=101

I'm back, I guess.

I am that I am, and nothing more. I will exist as I am, or not at all. And I really, REALLY hate insects and arachnids.

"Every story ever told actually happened. Stories are where memories go when they're forgotten." - Dr. Who.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

I am a guy, and that's about all there is to me.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?