I didn't write any of that.

Official Account for Running the OC Slamjam!

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I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

I post reviews with astounding irregularity, and a story once in a blue moon. Message me if you need some prereading or the like.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

A star drifting through the cosmos.

Not a changeling.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Formerly Fimfiction Drama, and now under new management. Found juicy drama? Know of an event not yet covered? Let us know!

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

A crazy winter lover who likes to write, blog, and cartograph about the fun and inconsequential.

Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Be kind. For everyone you meet, life is a hard battle.

okay now kiss!

Hi, I'm British, and you're reading a bunch of stuff you don't really care about! Yay! Go easy on me, I'm still finding my way around.

Just a Mum, missing her son. I live in Adelaide, South Australia.

"Writers are vain, selfish and lazy." ~George Orwell

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

EqD pre-reader and guy who does interviews

Politicians prey on the vulnerable, the disadvantaged and those with an infantile sense of pride in a romanticised national identity which was fabricated by a small to mid-sized advertising agency.

I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.

Makes ponies cry

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.

"The changeling looked at the foal much like a space explorer would look at an alien life form. He resisted the urge to prod it." - Flitter

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

"Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control ..."

This is a superfluous feature and you should feel superfluous.

I write like once a year.

I'm dead, no more alts. maybe more April Fools but probably not

I hav Autismᴴᴰ ヽ༼°ل͜°༽ﾉ

An enigma as vexing as life itself.

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?