Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

In the light of the torch, you see a great many discarded scraps of paper sprawled across the floor of the cave. Truly these putrid, oozing creations could only be borne from the mind of a real horse.

@samble on tumblr. ask me about lost media + SETI. kofi: https://ko-fi.com/samble88487

I write stuff sometimes, mostly involving best princesses, Luna and Celestia.

Vibing

Lunar connoisseur serving up slices of life. Ko-Fi page

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

S C O R N

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

I make both fanart and fanfic. I draw all my cover images myself, and I take art and writing commissions!

Eternally chasing the distant horizon, with the pursuit of wholesome fulfillment.

Many years ago, on my very first day on Earth, I was born. Two decades later I celebrated my twentieth birthday, and then I had a glass of water.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

A Twilight Sparkle fanboy who also likes to write. The author of the Change series.

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Hi there. I hope you enjoy the stories.

Some of them want to use you, some of them want to be used by you/Some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused.

We Always Be Wondercolts Forever. (Big Fluttershy, Rainbow, Sunset and Luna fan).

Insanity is just creativity to the nth degree.

Just a guy who likes to write in his free time. Sometimes about ponies.

Just a long time Brony consumer, finally producing

Just a trap.

This is not a resurgence, nor a resurrection. This is a revamp! I am Blck-Dynomite! And I have returned! Still writing sexy horse words. BOOM BABY!

My writing slowly improves, I believe. I hope to be an even better writer tomorrow. Feel free to join my Discord.

If only I could be as grossly incandescent as the sun..

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Just a socially awkward potato that can't go one day without writing something.

Mostly crossovers. WARNING: Not A Fast Writer

"My brush is finer than my sword." | Christian, artist, writer...above all, crazy.

Commission Status: FULL

"Tim, you're just so nice nobody could hate you. We all are secretly in love with you." ~bats

Just an introvert who likes My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I also like to write MLP fanfiction. Twilight Sparkle is my favorite pony.

So, what to say here?

astrolatry - the worship of stars

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

A fan of the show since high school, and avid writer of fanfics I'm way too shy to post.

A broke, anxious mess with a sweet tooth. Usually tired or hungry.

"Friendship" is a magical-class noun.

I miiiiiight be just a teensy bit too obsessed with Twilight >:3

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}